Kreativität in falschen Bahnen

Aus meiner Sammlung von Spamzeilen zum Thema „Vergrößerung der primären Geschlechtsmerkmale“:

It’s time you became proud of your willy!

You won’t need to furtively put socks into your trunks anymore!

Be the best man to enter your woman’s bedroom!

Don’t you know that girls yearn for big schlongs?

The volume of your male meat is absolutely essential!

Increase your tool for her complete satisfaction!

Don’t let her laugh at nights on your inability to satisfy

Be a dream of all women in year 2008!

Intensify her sensations by increasing your love stick!

Get immense rod for yourself

Grow an anaconda out of your trouser snake!

Huge size to please your lassie!

Don’t be left out, join millions of men in the revolution

You deserve to not be ignored by women!

Don’t envy well-hung guys! You can easily become one of them!

She is craving to be penetrated by your big rod!

Turn your small knob into a huge meat stick!

Und zu guter Letzt der Weihnachtsknaller:

Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!

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